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Our forums are based on a nice widget called WP-Forum. However, the designer of this widget is incommunicado and last seen on his site back in 2008. Meanwhile, after updating WordPress to 3.0, the stupid forums don’t work. After researching possible solutions for hours, I have come up with nada.

For the time being, the forums are down. I will likely have to throw them away and start anew but I’m loathe to do that. While I’m getting over that, if you have any comments or questions, please send them to my email address: wjmacguffin (at) gmail.com. Thanks for your understanding!

Man, oh man. Do idiots ever go away?

As a gamer, parent, Catholic, and educator, I take particular attention to those who would label roleplaying games as evil, insidious tools of the Devil. I spoke about it here and here a while ago. Unfortunately, I have to speak about it again.

The Boston Herald has a small article about how a suspect in a killing was an avid D&D player. The article doesn’t go so far as to blame D&D for the killing, but it comes as close to that as possible without actually going there.

Oh, good for you! Dungeons and Dragons books are found in the suspected killer’s residence? There must be a connection! If that’s true, then check his DVR. Are there multiple episodes of Kitchen Nightmares? Then he’s killing for Gordon Ramsey!

There is no link between rpgs and violence, just as there’s no link between rock-n-roll and violence, race and violence, or religion and violence. People kill because they are 1) evil, 2) stupid, 3) desperate, or 4) crazy.  Hobbies have nothing to do with it. Just because you found something in the suspect’s home does not mean there’s causation!

Here’s some future Boston Herald headlines:

• “Suspect in slays fan of American Idol”
• “Suspect influenced by Hostess Twinkies”
• “Killer Driven By Love of $5 Footlongs”

On behalf of gamers everywhere, I’d like to tell Laurel J. Sweet of the Boston Herald that she is wrong. You can email her at lsweet@bostonherald.com.

Below is an introduction we’ve created for the upcoming playtest of our D&D 4E/Paranoia hybrid game, temporarily named Kingdom of Teria. It gives an idea of how the hybrid will work, and how Paranoia’s unique style will mesh with D&D’s fantasy rules.  Comments are always welcome.

Kingdom of Teria Introduction Sheet

What you need to know about The Rules:

• This game is D&D 4E but you get to hurt, mess with, and kill each others’ characters
• 4E rules for combat, powers, hit points, saves, etc. are all untouched and work normally
• You will get a second, new class and some new powers that let you screw with your allies
• Everyone will be resurrected, repeatedly if necessary, so don’t worry–kill each other early and often
• You need to balance teamwork with backstabbing–you still have a quest to accomplish
• Spend ScrewU points to force someone to reroll dice
• When (not if) someone screws you over, don’t get mad–get even!

What you need to know about The Setting:

• Arcane magic is illegal in this setting, and using it is punishable by beheading
• Divine magic is not considered magic and is good
• You are a Knight and your job is to hunt down magic users and magic items
• Accusing people of using magic is a fun but dangerous pastime; accuse incorrectly and face the axe
• The entire world is ruled by High King Olaf the Holy under the Kingdom of Teria
• Subjects are either Peasants or Aristocrats; Peasants must obey the Aristocracy
• Secret, illegal fellowships exist; being a member is punishable by beheading
• Your character is a peasant and belongs to a fellowship

Big differences between this game and D&D:

• Players are encouraged to hurt and kill each others’ characters
• Arcane magic is illegal. Get caught using it and get executed.
• There are no wizards, warlocks, etc. (at least not publicly); same goes for magic items. Divine magic, however, is fine.
• ScrewU Points: Spend a point to force someone, even the GM, to reroll; get points from good roleplaying

Secret Fellowships Explained

• Arcane Staff: Magic-users of all kinds who research and practice the illegal art of arcane magic.  Their ultimate goal is to dethrone the High King and rule Teria as a magical kingdom.
• Broken Throne: Idealist revolutionaries, they hate the High King and want to execute him and his entire royal bloodline, make all men Princes and redistribute the land equally.
• Oscar the Red: Followers of an ancient royal rival to the Olaf bloodline. They want to kill the High King and put a surviving blood relative to Oscar the Red on the throne.
• Empty Mug: These folk like to get drunk and break stuff. Sometimes their violence has an agenda, such as attacking the local lord and his aristocratic friends, but other times the violence is random.
• Golden Horde: Merchants, aristocrats, and criminals who worship gold. They always wants more coins, be it by thief or by merchant. They occasionally lend money but only with high interest rates.
• Believers: Mostly peasants who are fascinated by the Pantheon and the powers of divinity, including divinely-powered relics. While technically legal, these people go overboard and scare the Gods.
• Living God: Believes the High King is really the chief god of the Pantheon and must be worshipped above all gods and goddesses. The Gods hate this idea.
• Dark Guild: Bullies, killers, and would-be conquerors whose only goal is to gain power for their fellowship. Only evil people and creatures join the Dark Guild.

Setting Overview

The Kingdom of Teria occupies the whole world. It is ruled by High King Olaf the Holy, the latest in a long line of Olafs who have ruled the kingdom for centuries. That means the current High King Olaf is inbred, mildly psychotic, occasionally deranged, and all powerful. However, his intentions are good. He sincerely wants his subjects to be happy, including the lowliest of peasants. It’s just that, because he’s insane, his methods are insane and consequently many loyal subjects are insane.

All of the Gods of Teria, including the evil ones, work together as the Pantheon. The Pantheon supports the Olaf bloodline as rulers of everywhere. In return, Olafs keep arcane magic illegal and worship mandatory. (Gods hate arcane magic because there’s no priestly middlemen involved in it.) If you are caught using magic, you will be executed. If you are accused of using magic, and your accusers are persuasive, you may be executed even though you did nothing wrong. The kingdom believes in a “better safe than sorry” approach.

Society is split into two parts: the peasantry and the aristocracy. Peasants are expected to obey the lords and ladies of the aristocracy at all times. The aristocracy is expected to protect the peasants. These expectations are even met on occasion.

Although Teria is unified, there are many factions. Secret fellowships exist that fight against the kingdom, some more obviously than others. Peasants hunger for the land and power of the aristocracy, leading to many accusations of magic use. The land is not civilized in all places, and monsters still roam the dark forests, swamps, old ruins and caves.

Your Role & Character

You play one of the High King’s elite guards–a knight of the Order of Knights Mundane. The Order was founded to enforce the decree that magic was forbidden. Since then, Knights have been sent on millions of quests to destroy magic items or arrest wizards and warlocks. Some of these quests have even succeeded.

Knights are simultaneously loved and feared. People love a good fight, and wherever Knights are found, a fight is never far away. Then again, Knights are given a difficult task and told to accomplish it or face torture. They also have sharp weapons. When a party of Knights enters a village, most people lock their doors and watch intently from behind drawn curtains. (Or, in the case of peasants, drawn thatch.)

People fear Knights for another reason: they fight amongst themselves all the time. Accusations of magic use are commonplace amongst Knights, as are fights, backstabs (both literal and figurative), and yes, magic use. This is tolerated because, to aide Knights on their dangerous quests, the Pantheon has given each a resurrection crystal. This divine relic burrows into a Knight’s chest and resides there permanently. When a Knight dies, the crystal activates automatically, resurrecting the Knight.

Your character has two classes: Normal and Hidden. The Normal class comes from the Player’s Handbook 1 and it determines all of your stats. The Hidden class is an additional one unique to Kingdom of Teria. This class only provides some fun powers that let you screw with other Knights.

Also, your character will have one magic item (which is illegal!) and will belong to a secret fellowship (again, illegal!). Do not share these with the other players! They will report you and you will be executed. Your fellowship will give you a secret quest, one which will give you bonus XP if you accomplish it. The secret quest might be at odds with your Knightly quest, or it may task you with the murder of your fellow Knights. So be it!

Taking a much-needed break from Triune, we’re working on a mish-mash of D&D 4E and Paranoia RPG. The untitled game will playtest at ENWorld GameDay Chicago 25 in a few weeks, so we thought we’d post a little bit about our unholy merger.

D&D 4E introduced the concept of roles during combat, such as Controller or Striker. (By introduce, we mean bring into D&D for the first time officially.) They’re all well and good, but they are … nice. They allow characters to help one another. That’s not exactly in the spirit of Paranoia, so we created our own roles to help us design new classes and powers. The new roles are:

• Uncontroller: Focused on affecting multiple people at once, allies and enemies alike. Uncontrollers hurt their allies by causing indiscriminate debuffs or damage, especially when altering the terrain. “Hey, it’s not my fault you were in the area of effect!”
• Manipulator: Focused on debuffing and controlling allies against their will. Manipulators hurt their allies by causing them to lose bonuses or make bad moves. As a whole, this role is not focused towards melee or ranged combat. “Friend Paladin! Stand here and … oh, that’s gotta hurt.”
• Betrayer: Focused on exposing individual allies to heavy damage, sapping their mobility, and avoiding their attacks. Betrayers hurt their allies by exposing weak spots, tripping them up, and dancing away from retaliatory strikes. “I didn’t mean to trip you, allowing the enemy to strike your vulnerable, prone body. Honest.”

That should rack up the body count, eh?

Back when I was writing for the Paranoia RPG, I was working on a project called Brave New Complex. It took all that made Paranoia fun to play and put it in different settings, keeping the Paranoia rules but with some modifications. I took on the job of translating Paranoia into your generic fantasy game setting, and it was a lot of fun. Too bad Mongoose Publishing canceled* the idea before we could finish the damn thing.

Their loss is my gain. I’ve played the fourth edition of Dungeons and Dragons, and while it’s more a miniature game than a roleplaying game, it’s still fun. But it got me thinking: Could I combine 4E and Paranoia? Should I?

So I tried … and I love it! New roles in battle, new classes, new powers, all facilitating Paranoia-esque backstabbing and fear but all with that familiar D&D smell. Next month is EN World GameDay 25. I will be running a playtest of this 4E/Paranoia hybrid, complete with minis and battlemats. During the next few weeks, I’ll be posting more about this new game and the playtest results, but until then, here’s a tidbit for you.

Paranoia does not focus on combat like 4E does, so I made four new roles to fit the Paranoia mindset: Uncontroller, Agitator, Manipulator, and Betrayer.

• Uncontroller: Focused on affecting multiple people at once, allies and enemies alike. Uncontrollers hurt their allies by causing indiscriminate debuffs or damage, especially when altering the terrain. “Hey, it’s not my fault you were in the area of effect!”
• Agitator: Focused on getting enemies to attack allies, either accidentally or purposefully. Agitators hurt their allies by bringing aggro to others and dodging just in time so an attack hits an ally instead. “The cleric over there killed your master! Attack him instead!”
• Manipulator: Focused on debuffing and controlling allies against their will. Manipulators hurt their allies by causing them to lose bonuses or make bad moves. As a whole, this role is not focused towards melee or ranged combat. “Friend Paladin! Stand here and … oh, that’s gotta hurt.”
• Betrayer: Focused on exposing individual allies to heavy damage, sapping their mobility, and avoiding their attacks. Betrayers hurt their allies by exposing weak spots, tripping them up, and dancing away from retaliatory strikes. “I didn’t mean to trip you, allowing the enemy to strike your vulnerable, prone body. Honest.”

Tell me this doesn’t sound fun?

* By canceled, I mean the project fell apart and Mo0ngoose never picked it up.  I pitched the idea myself to Mongoose, and they politely said no.